Nox Incurro

Posted by Atris on June 4, 2009

Breaking News at 9!

Nox Incurro recently downed Yogg-Saron. While this isn't breaking news what we have is a first in Azeroth. This morning around 9am Yogg-Saron was seen entering the Dalaran police station. Current details are scarce. As of right now this is what we can report. About 20 minutes after a great battle with the heroes of Nox Incurro Beefsupreme was seen entering Ulduar.

The report states as follows; Beefsupreme entered Ulduar at 11pm server and proceeded to The Prison of Yogg-Saron. Yogg-Saron is claiming that he was putting some Hello Kitty! bandages on a few of the larger wounds suffered during the previous encounter when Beefsupreme assaulted him from behind. Beefsupreme proceeded to knock out all the teeth from one of Yogg-Saron's multiple mouths and brutally raped the gaping maw.

This just in. We hare Barbara at the scene of the crime. She is joined by Tiranar, a arms warrior from Nox Incurro.

Barbara - So, Tiranar, we hear that you were witness to the aftermath of the Beefsupreme/Yogg-Saron encounter. Is this correct?

Tiranar - It is indeed true Barbara. I saw it all. Moaning, groaning, tentacles everywhere. Beef saying something about a pitbull and a midget, I still don't understand that one. What I want to say though is that it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Green red and white everywhere. IT WAS GLORIOUS!

Barbara - Thank you Tiranar and back to Bob and Nancy in the studio!

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